I couldn't make this up if I tried
I just got this email at work:
If you would like to have the opportunity to meet Bob Corker, candidate for United States Senate, and the Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist from Tennessee -- stop by for a free bologna lunch next Tuesday, October 10, from 12 to 1 at the I-75 Expo Center at Clinton Highway and Merchants Road.
Truth in advertising, I guess. It's nice to see the politicos admitting that they're feeding us bologna...